Archive for March, 2006

The Apple rumor sites

Apple_logo_1Sometimes you just have to laugh at the Apple rumor sites that are such a force on the Mac web. The one site I’m thinking of now (I won’t tell you which) is currently running the following two headlines on their front page (I’m paraphrasing):

  1. No Apple iPhone this year
  2. Apple may produce its own music iPhone

Now, headline B is not written to refute headline A. I also like the use of the phrase, “Apple may…” Well, you can say anything if you preface it with that phrase. Apple may build a line of zeppelins. They probably won’t, but they may. I imagine that it was this type of thinking that spawned the satirical Crazy Apple Rumors, one of my favorite parody sites.

Where have you been?

Wow_hordeI was doing so well with the frequent posting here on KTB and then…silence. What happened?

It’s quite simple, really. I bought World of Warcraft. Now I spend every free moment of my day (and night) completing quests and trying to “level.” I am a colossal dork. You may make fun of me for this. Seriously.

1st Haircut

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William got his first haircut today. He was very good (thanks to a constant supply of Cheerios and Life Cereal), and we were amazed at how much older he looked when the whole thing was done.

And yes, his little clippings now live in a ziploc bag.

The Simpsons going live action

SimpsonscouchWhat would Homer look like in real life? How does Marge’s hair defy the laws of physics? Just where does Bart’s head end and his hair begin? These questions may be answered this Sunday at 8:OOPM EST when the series unveils a live action intro. Lookalike human actors will portray Bart, Homer, Marge, Lisa and Maggie (can you imagine being the guy selected as Homer’s lookalike? Yikes).

Once question: Have we already seen it?

Update: TVSquad confirms that the live action opening is indeed the clip that made its way to the web a couple of weeks ago. I’m certainly going to TiVo this sucker, as I’ve only seen the crappy You Tube version so far.

True = funny

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The results from my latest Caption This contest are in (yes, I know it’s Monday. I had a busy weekend, ok?). This time the pitifully inadequate prize goes to Christine for her contribution:

"Um, none of you could get or bang me. Now, can we please talk about
terrorism and try to forget I was in Star Wars for five seconds?" It’s funny because it’s true, as the saying goes. Still, I’d be at my desk thinking, "I really think I could bang her."

Chris, please indentify the email address at which you’d like to receive your $10 iTunes gift certificate.

I may have another photo lined up, if I can’t find anything better within the next week or so. Stay tuned.

French Radio giving away Michael Jackson iPods

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French radio station “Nostalgie” is giving away limited-edition Michael Jackson iPods.
In addition to a box set of
Jackson music and videos, several 30GB, numbered iPods (1-100) will be handed out to lucky listeners. They feature an engraved portrait of the
singer as well as the text:

"Visionary
Michael Jackson
The Video Singles"

The interesting part is that these used to be black iPods, but they’ve gradually faded to white.

Three years and counting

AbughraibThis week, we started working towards our fourth year in Iraq. 2,314 U.S. military personnel are now dead and not a single weapon of mass destruction has been found (remember: The search for WMD was the whole reason we went to war with Iraq.*). The country is in civil war (“We are losing each day as an average 50 to 60 people throughout the country, if not more. If this is not civil war, then God knows what civil war is,” said former Iraq Prime Minister Ayad Allawi.) and despite the fact that elections have been held, no real government is in place. It’s a complete mess.

This is your legacy, President Bush. This is how you’ll be remembered: The worst President in the history of the United States (including that jerk Nixon) who took America to war under false pretenses just so you could be the “big man” and get Saddam Hussein (and your VP was just in it for the cash grab). You said that our Marines would be greeted with “flowers and sweets” by jubilant Iraqis. You were wrong about that, too. Thanks for creating the worst mess since Vietnam.

Here’s the worst part of all: The fact that I would even write this about a US President. I was brought up believing that the President of the United States was the most revered US citizen, and that s/he should be treated accordingly. Like him or not, the President was the President and great respect was due.

However, Mr. Bush has so soiled the office and my opinion of him and all of his cronies is so low that I actually call him “the worst President in the history of the United States.” I honestly believe in my heart that he lied to Congress, the Joint Chiefs, the UN, you and me about the reason for this war, and that he continues to lie about it every day. I truly believe that we went to war in Iraq on Bush’s own private, hidden agenda.

That’s the worst part, the saddest part of the story. Not left vs. right, not Bush or Cheney or the war or Osama Bin Laden or any of it. The worst part of the story is that I have completely and totally lost faith in our government, that I believe in my heart that they’re a bunch of self-serving swindlers who put their own selfish needs before the benefit of the people, even at the cost of US marines. Isn’t it sad that I believe that?

This is your true legacy, Mr. Bush. How could I ever have faith in government again?

*Here are some pre-war quotes from our President, in case you’ve forgotten:

  1. “Right now, Iraq is expanding and improving facilities that were used for the production of biological weapons.” — United Nations Address September 12, 2002
  2. “Iraq has stockpiled biological and chemical weapons, and is rebuilding the facilities used to make more of those weapons.” — Radio Address October 5, 2002
  3. “We have sources that tell us that Saddam Hussein recently authorized Iraqi field commanders to use chemical weapons — the very weapons the dictator tells us he does not have.” — Radio Address October 5, 2002
  4. “The Iraqi regime . . . possesses and produces chemical and biological weapons. It is seeking nuclear weapons.” — Cincinnati, Ohio Speech October 7, 2002
  5. “We know that the regime has produced thousands of tons of chemical agents, including mustard gas, sarin nerve gas, VX nerve gas.” — Cincinnati, Ohio Speech October 7, 2002
  6. “We’ve also discovered through intelligence that Iraq has a growing fleet of manned and unmanned aerial vehicles that could be used to disperse chemical or biological weapons across broad areas. We’re concerned that Iraq is exploring ways of using these UAVS for missions targeting the United States.” — Cincinnati, Ohio Speech October 7, 2002
  7. “The evidence indicates that Iraq is reconstituting its nuclear weapons program. Saddam Hussein has held numerous meetings with Iraqi nuclear scientists, a group he calls his “nuclear mujahideen” – his nuclear holy warriors. Satellite photographs reveal that Iraq is rebuilding facilities at sites that have been part of its nuclear program in the past. Iraq has attempted to purchase high-strength aluminum tubes and other equipment needed for gas centrifuges, which are used to enrich uranium for nuclear weapons.” — Cincinnati, Ohio Speech October 7, 2002
  8. “Our intelligence officials estimate that Saddam Hussein had the materials to produce as much as 500 tons of sarin, mustard and VX nerve agent.” — State of the Union Address January 28, 2003
    “Intelligence gathered by this and other governments leaves no doubt that the Iraq regime continues to possess and conceal some of the most lethal weapons ever devised.” — Address to the Nation March 17, 2003

Good news, everyone! Futurama back on TV!

FryIt was recently announced that the original cast of one of my all-time favorite shows, Futurama, were getting back together to produce four straight-to-dvd films of the show. Well, if you think that’s great, check out this quote from Billy West himself (the voice of Fry, among others) from the forums at Billy West.com:

“…and the other good news is that they’re doing 26 new episodes of
”Futurama” for TV and we’re hammering out the deal now.The original
plan was to have the DVD’s first but that’s no longer the case.I’m totaly
jammed dude.”

Hell, yeah! Futurama back on TV! Awesome.

UPDATE: Bad news, everyone! Billy has posted a follow-up to this weekend’s announcement, and it’s not good. Seems he misspoke, and Futurama has NOT been picked up for TV.

Drat. Well, remember what happened to Family Guy. Strong DVD sales got it back on the air, so…buy Futurama DVDs!

Recording w/the 5G iPod

Doesn’t anyone make an audio recorder (like the iTalk) for the 5G iPod? Drat!

Sammy & The Other Half in Scranton?

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Sammy Hagar is touring this summer in support of his new album, “Livin It Up.” Sammy shows are excellent, as the whole stage is set up like a beach side cantina, and there’s killer food and (of course) Cabo tequila available.

They do a full set of new and classic Sammy tunes (with Van Halen’s Michael Anthony on bass), then take a break and return as “The Other Half,” and do a full Van Halen set (again w/Mikey playing). They dig out the old, old classic VH stuff (with Mikey singing!) as well as the Van Hagar tunes. It’s great, and I read a rumor that they’re coming to Scranton. Summer road trip to Scranton + VIP passes to the show (seats are ON the stage, you pretty much chat w/the boys and they’ll sign anything)…OH YEAH!! I hope this happens.

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